Tuesday, November 11, 2008

There he goes . . .

our psycho inventor man neighbor that is—standing in our front yard close to the mailbox with a shovel, trying to find the places his dogs crapped in our yard on his daily laps around the block with them. Hey here’s a thought—just don’t let them crap in OUR yard! 

Here’s another thought. Let the dogs out into your FENCED back yard to “do the deed.” Oh, but you may not be taking suggestions this week since you are probably busy coming up with inventions about how to get rich and kick us all out of the neighborhood. Good luck with that.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

so, is the shovel so he can dig a large trench, so as to remove anything that may have leaked into the soil, thus leaving you with no doggie doo, but instead a large "memorial" hole instead?

JAY S. said...

well that is a great question—he could also be doing tests on the grass and soil to see how he can secretly contaminate them and thus poison us as we mow, plant a garden or rake leaves.